Mentor Mentee Programme

Shirline came just in time for lectures yesterday so I circulated a paper asking for names of those who want to be mentors to the incoming semester 1 students. The paper came back with 61 names, with most "requests" being dowan nerd, girls only (preferable unattached) and the best from Kah Heng, as pretty as possible.

Never seen much of my mentor. Heck, I don't even know who she is. It's always been like that. Random matching of semester 1 students to semester 5 seniors, not taking into consideration the fact that not all semester 5 seniors are willing mentors and not all semester 1 juniors are willing mentees. Most turn to their own friends and do not even need a mentor to show them around. Others are probably so independent that they view any form of offers for assistance an insult to their capabilities. Yes, I've met a few who like that. Pretty offensive folks who view the world as a big insult.

So this year, with a difference, semester 1 students would be able to request for mentors and choose their own. The paper circulating around M104 asking them to fill in two columns: (a) "short self-description" and (b) "how I can help my mentee" should give a rough idea for the juniors to make their selections. *prays hard that there wouldn't be like rejects...

Chow's description reads: Me guy... Food... Food yummy... Me like Food. You bring Food... You good friend. *concludes with a piggy cartoon*

How I intend to help juinors: Me help you eat... (to which I added Me retarded kua...)

What kinda impression are we gonna give to the juinors?